How would you like to be an egg?

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A friend sent this to me today and made me smile. Think of the poor eggs when you next eat them!

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard!
Only 2 minutes to get soft!
You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers! But worst of all.
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up, your life aint that bad!

Happy easter.

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3 thoughts on “How would you like to be an egg?

  1. Laughing. :-) Have a great Easter Mrs. C. Monkey.

  2. Ha! That is pretty good.

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